Potentially funny thoughts from a local comic
I love chocolate, but it’s rare that I’ve experienced euphoria through a candy bar. I’m not going to call out any specific candy bars, but here are some reasons why bars have let me down: The texture isn’t right There’s not a thick enough chocolate coating There’s a funny aftertaste It’s too sweet (especially if…
This is my first financial independence (FI) post. FI is a movement for people who are trying to retire early, some as young as their early 30’s, by earning a middle-to-upper class salary, but making lifestyle choices so they spend less money. I have already surpassed the early-30’s retirement goalpost, but I have adopted some…
I get outraged about ancient events like the Spanish Inquisition, but I’m totally numb about current events. I maintain a curious and determined ignorance about the current state of the union. Getting mad at the president and the political climate is too much. I disagree with nearly everything Drumpf says or does… How can I…
I found an amazing hairstylist! I’ve received more compliments on my hair in the last six months than in my entire life. But my bangs are still a constant struggle! I got my hair cut on Tuesday. Afterward, despite the pouring rain, my hair was perfect! But the next day, my ponytail look with bangs…
I participated in a small workshop where we created bullet journals. I am totally geeked about this art form! It’s an excellent convergence of self-development, creativity, organization, and a billion other cool things. If you’d like to start one, first buy a dot journal and a pen that doesn’t bleed too bad. I prefer the…
We saw REO Speedwagon and Chicago last night. For some unknown reason, back in February I thought I’d have fun seeing these bands in July… We got there at 6:00 p.m. to “tailgate.” It was thundering and lightning, so they kept sending everyone back to their cars. We couldn’t get into the arena until an…
A week ago, I traveled to middle-Earth’merica. I half-expected hobbits to yell at me for walking on their land! For the week, I was allowed to say “pop” instead of “soda.” I drove through Nebraska, Iowa, Kansas and Missouri, which means I’ve now visited 47 of the 50 states. I saw the World’s Largest Ball…
“If you need to get something done, ask a busy person!” For the past few months, I’ve been like, “As soon as I have free time, as soon as I’m not toastmasters president, I will do more stand-up comedy. Right now, I’m too busy.” But shedding extra responsibilities doesn’t mean I’ll focus more on my…
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I drive a stick shift Mitsubishi Lancer GTS. I freaking love that vehicle more than anything. She’s a step below the sports car version and she has these adorable low-profile tires that only need to be replaced about once a year… I almost would call the car sporty, but no car wants to be referred…