Potentially funny thoughts from a local comic
If you want free stuff on your birthday, you have to start planning months in advance. You can search for restaurants/companies that will give you a birthday reward, but this website has some excellent ideas: https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/finance/birthday-freebies/ Here are some birthday (and other) rewards I’ve redeemed in the past few weeks:
Dollar Tree has both Halloween and Thanksgiving decor for sale. There are so many options for $1.00. You can easily make your home appear warm and inviting for the holidays, and your guests will think you spent much more! So decorative! Pumpkins Kisses & Harvest Wishes. Friends & Family Gather Here. This belongs over your…
I was running around at lunch today, and I stopped by Dollar Tree before going back to the office — it had been awhile since I’d walked the Dollar Tree aisles… I found some pretty great snacks! I haven’t seen these before – high protein, and healthy! I’m not the BIGGEST fan of Wasabi peas,…
This is supposed to be a humorous blog, but I’m not feeling very funny right now. And when life gets annoying and when people say platitudes, I want to kick them in the teeth. No, it might NOT all work out. And DON’T pray for me, or I’ll prey ON you… So, I went stealthing…
If you are craving Cheez Its, then go to Dollar Tree. Buy a bag of each flavor, and mix them in a bowl. $4.00 snack mix! It may be terrible, or it may be great. There’s only one way to find out!
And, it’s dessert time! So many delicious ice cream choices… which one should I pick?! More ice cream?! These look so good. These are great, and for $1, they make a great airport snack! You can get 93 ounces of diet soda for $1! This pudding is excellent. It’s cheap, only 100 calories, and it…
Back in my early 20’s, I would eat Michelina’s frozen entrees at lunch. Every afternoon, after lunch, my mood would “turn” and I would get a headache and find it difficult to concentrate. It took me awhile to correlate the headaches with the cheap food I ate at lunch. I don’t have many rules for…
I heard a rumor that Dollar Tree will soon be selling certain items for more than $1.00! Dollar Tree bought Family Dollar, and I wonder if they are incorporating some of the values and inventory from that chain. Yesterday, I went to a brand new, premium, Dollar Tree location! Certain premium locations of Dollar Tree…
When I was a kid, we went on long road trips to our grandparent’s house several times a year. This was before cell phones so we were bored – no iPads for watching movies, and no portable video games. This Dollar Tree Dining blog post is dedicated to those long road trips! At the end…
I was perusing the sunglasses section at Dollar Tree, and I gave in and bought some crappy Aviator sunglasses. After walking outside, I realized how crappy they were — the world became a strange color, they had pokey nose pads, and there was a purple dot in front of my left eye… oh, my. Immediately,…