I wrote a poem about avochocolate when I was 19 years old (I had to open a word-perfect document to access it!) I didn’t get chocolate avocado dip at Dollar Tree, but it did cost $0.99 at a local grocery store!
Avochocolate
What if
Rather than the beloved Cocoa plant,
Avocado was our exploited delicacy,
and what if
Sugar and avocado mixed with a little avocado butter would formulate
The luscious green avochocolate?
Then Hershey’s would become Hershey squirts,
Kisses would be more mushy.
M&M’s really would melt in your hand,
and…
Avochocolate turtles would leave a trail!
Well, it’s here!
If everyone posted stupid things like this, then we would have a much happier world.