Sunny side up: You like runny eggs.
Over easy: You like runny yolks.
Scrambled: You like hard eggs with salt.
Scrambled egg whites: You are stuck in the 90′s, and you think that avoiding yolks will keep you from getting fat.
Hard boiled: You like firm eggs that are easy to eat.
Soft boiled: You like contradictions.
Eggs Benedict: You like tasty things.
Omelet: You like gross things.
Egg on biscuit: You like hearty things.
Egg on English muffin: You like to pretend to be healthy.
Vegan eggs: You are vegan.
Egg in cookie dough: You are my kind of person. We should be friends!