This is a wedding toast that I gave at my brother’s wedding last weekend:
That’s some amazing birthday party you threw me! Seriously, this is the best birthday present you could ever get me, my bro getting married!
Dan and Jenny went on their first date nearly 3 years ago. That’s like 12 years in kitty years! Afterward, I was on the phone with Dan, and I was like, “Where did you go?”
“Some random beer bar.”
“What’s she like?”
“She runs. She’s a runner.” Thanks for the details, bro!
I didn’t get many more details for awhile. In fact, nearly everyone in my family got to meet her before I did. Fifteen family members, to be exact! Relatives I’ve never even met got to meet Jenny before I did!
Over time though, especially once I finally met her, I saw they were really happy together. I was glad to see that they both speak the same love language — kitty mrow mrow love language! My entire family speaks kitty, so she fit in well!
Also, they both move at a New York pace. They move 3x faster and talk 3x faster, and make 3x more money, pay 3x more rent and have a third the apartment size of us southern rednecks!
I wish you two many years of happiness — Let’s give a cheer for Dan and Jenny!