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For my next rating project, I’m rating frozen breaded chicken. They all tasted great! The differences between the products were subtle and hard to detect when I was starving and shoving food in my mouth. Here we go! #5 Fast Fixin’ Chicken Nuggets were on sale for $2.45 at LIDL. The package bragged “30 or…
For my next taste test experiment, I am ranking five cheap red wines. With wine available at so many different price points, how do you know which one to buy? I often buy a bottle just because it’s pretty. I may be a savage, but I drink red wine refrigerated. Cabernet Sauvignon is preferential to…
A few weeks ago, we found ourselves binge-watching all the YouTube episodes of Bless this Rank. Matt Mitchell, the man who created Bless this Rank, is much funnier than me. He inspired me to rank several varieties of mass-produced whole wheat bread, which is the main staple food my diet. All whole wheat bread brands…
I love chocolate, but it’s rare that I’ve experienced euphoria through a candy bar. I’m not going to call out any specific candy bars, but here are some reasons why bars have let me down: The texture isn’t right There’s not a thick enough chocolate coating There’s a funny aftertaste It’s too sweet (especially if…